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February 2nd, 2023 - Eli

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A cautionary tail for your Mardi Gras season.

I’ve been a bit of a drinker to massively understate it. I know what to do to survive. buuuuuuut… Sometimes you have to relearn the same things you’ve learned before. That’s insanity right?

So I come to… Saturday morning, its pitch black and I’m on the side of the highway.

I’m walking I don’t know where I am, hell right at that moment I don’t know who I am.

I see a light in the distance.

I dont have my camera, my wallet, my phone, my anything.

I have pants a shirt, shoes.

an Apple Watch!

I try and call Someone they are drunk and can’t help…

I’m pretty much screwed.. my battery runs out.

I walk towards a blue light in the distance. A car passes at what was probably 3 maybe 4 thousand, it was flying, I try and hitchhike and nobody is gonna stop, no way.

I must look… not worth it,.. this city.

A hour or so later it’s cold foggy and really long walk.

I get to a hospital, I know they will admit me if I seem to messed up so I just ask for a bathroom.

in the bathroom I boot up my brain and try and figure out what to do now.

I ask for a phone, but who knows numbers anymore.

After I remember my address, I ask the ladies at the counter for a cab.

I tell them I dont have anything.

they get me a ride.

sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar it eats you — man

I wake up dawn’s home, she has my stuff. I vanished in the middle of the night, I can’t be trusted. haha.

whats the take here, the moral, be careful y’all.

And ill see ya for the next round of boozo the clown.

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June 21st, 2019 - Eli

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It’s like 7 or some such bullshit time I shouldn’t be awake at. Heading to get the AC fixed in the car. It’s steamy and we’re set to break every hot weather record again this year. Don’t believe in global warming move to the south.

Dawn and I went for a bike ride last night and since I got a new phone. I just took the iPhone the new one has a pretty awesome camera.

Even though it’s hot as hell, fun must be had at all costs.

Until next time.

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December 23rd, 2016 - Eli

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So 2016, what a year. Dawn and Eli have been just fine in their new home. They love cats, they love life. They acquired a new gato named ruckus this year. He has been a but of a poop terrorist but they do love his little face.
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October 21st, 2015 - Eli

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What exactly Anba Dlo is you will have to click on through to the official festival website for the explanation.

From the website:
“The New Orleans’ spirit is about celebrating life; whatever the situation may be. This spirit is the basis for Anba Dlo- we come together to celebrate New Orleans’ important and changing relationship with water while educating on the important issues. Anba Dlo (Pronounced “Ahnbah Dlo”) is Haitian Kreyol for “Beneath the Waters” and is meant to acknowledge and honor the importance of water in our life.”

Dawn and I attended this year with some friends.
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