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February 2nd, 2023 - Eli

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A cautionary tail for your Mardi Gras season.

I’ve been a bit of a drinker to massively understate it. I know what to do to survive. buuuuuuut… Sometimes you have to relearn the same things you’ve learned before. That’s insanity right?

So I come to… Saturday morning, its pitch black and I’m on the side of the highway.

I’m walking I don’t know where I am, hell right at that moment I don’t know who I am.

I see a light in the distance.

I dont have my camera, my wallet, my phone, my anything.

I have pants a shirt, shoes.

an Apple Watch!

I try and call Someone they are drunk and can’t help…

I’m pretty much screwed.. my battery runs out.

I walk towards a blue light in the distance. A car passes at what was probably 3 maybe 4 thousand, it was flying, I try and hitchhike and nobody is gonna stop, no way.

I must look… not worth it,.. this city.

A hour or so later it’s cold foggy and really long walk.

I get to a hospital, I know they will admit me if I seem to messed up so I just ask for a bathroom.

in the bathroom I boot up my brain and try and figure out what to do now.

I ask for a phone, but who knows numbers anymore.

After I remember my address, I ask the ladies at the counter for a cab.

I tell them I dont have anything.

they get me a ride.

sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar it eats you — man

I wake up dawn’s home, she has my stuff. I vanished in the middle of the night, I can’t be trusted. haha.

whats the take here, the moral, be careful y’all.

And ill see ya for the next round of boozo the clown.

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